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numbering the chaos in my mind today

June 18, 2008 · 6 Comments

Sleep deprivation brings chaos in my life. Life with a newborn in this house certainly mixes things up all the more for me. Thankfully, I am on a three week, unpaid leave of absence to allow myself time to adjust to juggling with this new ball in my life. Seriously, while the Baby-Daddy enjoys popping over here every couple of days to play house for a couple of hours, he is no help to the mother of his child. Of course that means that Mommy~Dearest tries to take up some of the slack…you know, change some diapers at 3:00 AM, warm up a bottle, console a frantically starved newborn with a pacifier while her mommy runs to the bathroom, offers insists on taking a feeding at 4:30 AM because mommy is so sleep deprived that she is starting to mutter something that sounds strangely like “Behold the Swarthy Face“…who knew Holly knew Walt Whitman! You get the picture. I am trying to help out Holly and Hazel. Consider it bonding time for this grandmom. Frankly I think the FMLA and California Family Rights Act should include grandparent bonding time, don’t you?

But I digress. Hopefully this time off will allow me time to enjoy little Hazel while I give a hand to her mommy as well as give me the opportunity to enjoy time with the rest of my wonderful circus act. I am also hoping that it will allow me the chance to things done around here and, maybe, after catching up on a few zzzz’s, blog it all a little more coherently.

In the meantime, taking a cue from Tracy Arbios over at Central Valley Moms, I made a couple of lists that might help me establish a little order around here…okay, at the very least, write a new blog post.

My own Top Ten Things That Rock My World Today:

My Own List of Major Suckage:

  • the letter “W” sticking on my laptop
  • the big, angry zit prominently on display on my face
  • this song which was a pretty good dance song the first 1000 times I heard it.
  • the price of a gallon of gas right now
  • my teenagers who think it is okay to sleep until past noon and their feeling that I am an impossible ogre to make them get out of bed before them
  • green swimming pools in the backyards of foreclosed homes
  • freeway road work that shuts down traffic in the middle of the day
  • this story
  • Meet the Press without Tim Russert
  • the major headache that I have right now

Share your own top ten today.

Categories: good stuff · memes · sucks to be me

five

April 2, 2008 · 2 Comments

Hallie’s mommy, Abby, has tagged me and since I am in full procrastination and avoidance mode (I’m supposed to be studying right now) I will gladly play along.

It’s another 5 things meme and it has rules:

  1. Each player answers the five questions about themselves.
  2. At the end of the post, the player tags five more people, posts their names and then goes to their respective blogs where they must leave a comment letting them know that they have been tagged to play along.

Like I said, I am procrastinating and avoiding so I will play.

What was I doing ten years ago?

    • I was running three miles a day.
    • STILL breastfeeding then two-year old Jodie. I went on for two more years after that.
    • Working with high school aged kids in our church’s youth group because I seriously did not have enough going on in my life to try my patience.
    • Volunteering with Sidelines as a local chapter coordinator for Northern California
    • Singing with a worship band known as Solid Rock.

      Five things currently on my to-do list

        • Study for my Neonatal Resuscitation Program renewal test and mock mega-code which is tomorrow. Seriously, I know what to do…after 18 years of working in the NICU I do. Still I hate being tested on it and I am not to keen on the videotaping of the mega-code and the follow-up peer critique because the last time I participated in such an endeavor, my peers and I enjoyed watching a video of my fat ass. I do know that this time I will position myself (and my butt) away from the camera.
        • Finish the little home decor project I am currently working on. It is looking so nice and I can’t wait to finish it.
        • Get some new shrubbery planted in the front yard and in the back yard.
        • Finish the spring cleaning here under the Big Top.
        • Finish planning and preparing for Holly’s baby shower that I am co-hosting with her best friend. Good Lord! I only have a month! She is registered if anyone needs any gift ideas.

          Five snacks I enjoy

            • sliced granny smith apples and crunchy peanut butter
            • Pop Secret’s Homestyle microwave popcorn
            • taco chips with melted cheese on top
            • edaname
            • oatmeal raisin cookies

              Five things I would do if I was a billionaire

                • Give ten percent off the top to five of my favorite charities: Sidelines, March of Dimes, United Cerebral Palsy, our church and to the work of two certain missionaries I am acquainted with.
                • Retire…sort of
                • Set up a trust for each of the clowns living here under the Big Top
                • get a passport
                • TRAVEL!

                  Five of my bad habits

                    • Tonight procrastination would be one of them!
                    • Shopping and spending…which is why I pay cash for everything
                    • Cursing like a trucker
                    • Not leaving my current big-assed zit alone
                    • Losing my temper too quickly

                      Five places I have lived

                        • San Jose, Cali where I was born and where I returned after graduating from high school
                        • The ‘burbs of Pittsburgh, PA…where my family moved ten times!
                        • Council Bluffs, Iowa
                        • Los Gatos, Cali
                        • The Central Valley of California…I’m pretty well traveled and exotic aren’t I?

                          Five jobs that I have had

                            • janitor (my very first job)
                            • fry cook, er broiler cook because Burger King flame broils their burgers
                            • grocery sales clerk
                            • IVF tech…seriously the BEST job to have while working my way through college to get my nursing degree. I took vitals before the procedure, after the procedure and before discharging the patient. I set up the procedure tray and cleared it away. After the IVF procedure, I studied for two hours while the patient rested.
                            • registered nurse in a level III neonatal intensive care unit….I can’t believe that I have been doing this for eighteen years!

                              I tag people I have known in real life who blog too

                                • Allen
                                • Diane
                                • Jennifer
                                • Tamara
                                • Anne
                                • and anyone else who wants to play along. Be sure to leave a comment so I can stop by and check out your fives.

                                  Okay, time to study for real.

                                  Categories: all about me · blogs · memes

                                  playing with the kids

                                  February 12, 2008 · 1 Comment

                                  Although she has mostly taken the midwife’s advice of no physical exercise of any kind to heart and follows it to the letter, my darling daughter, Holly, is playing tag and has tagged me to share ten random things, goals, or facts about myself. Well I do enjoy playing with the kids so I will play along. Who knows? This might lead to her getting up and going for a walk with her mom.

                                  1. 1. Holly was not the only star of her own private television show. I used to imagine the very same thing when I was a little girl. More importantly, I had a theme song and laugh track. Never mind that it resembled the one from the Mary Tyler Moore Show. I believe that they stole it from me.
                                  2. 2. I still have a laugh track running through my mind. At least they think I am funny!
                                  3. 3. I am genuinely frightened by the ID picture of my travel agent credentials. Seriously, it is ugly. I can’t imagine showing this to anyone.
                                  4. 4. I do like my driver’s license photo that was taken more than 10 years ago. It’s pretty cool that I get to re-new my license yet again and keep that same photo. I was having an absolutely fabulous hair day that day. It looks nothing like me today but who really cares. No one really looks at it when they ask for my ID.
                                  5. 5. Yes, I am that shallow sometimes.
                                  6. 6. I do still get carded on occasion. Okay, it is a rare occasion but it still happens. The last time was three months ago while having lunch with Bill. He didn’t get carded. The waitress went as far as to tell him it wasn’t necessary.
                                  7. 7. Holly claims that under that wine-y color she has put on my hair that there isn’t any grey hair. Yes, she has always been a bit of a little suck-up. It’s kind of cute. Sometimes.
                                  8. 8. Yes, I did used to buy boys’ jeans for my poor little girl and dress her in them. She’s 21 now and I seriously doubt that this crime would still prosecutable after all this time. But allow me to defend myself here because way back then girls’ clothes wasn’t made very well and since her daddy was out of work mommy dearest was forced to buy the more durable clothes.
                                  9. 9. Today I intend to take one of my other darling daughters to Old Navy to buy a couple of pairs of jeans because I can’t afford the over-priced jeans she wants from Hollister. This crime just might be worth a call to CPS.
                                  10. 10. I actually knew all the songs nominated for this year’s Grammy Record of the Year well enough that I can sing along. This either means that (a) I have my finger on the pulse of the music industry, (b) I have no life, or (c) I need to grow up.

                                    Holly tells me that I am supposed to tag ten more people but I will leave it up to y’all. If you do play along be sure to leave a comment so I can check out your answers.

                                    Categories: all about me · memes

                                    a merry little Christmas meme

                                    December 21, 2007 · 2 Comments

                                    I picked this up from Jaquandor who snagged this from SamuraiFrog, It has been a hectic week here under the Big Top and after hosting that huge carnival, wrapping up more gifts, searching for Daniel’s glasses and as always, doing laundry, I am tired so I think I will just take a quiz and relax.

                                    Favorite traditional Christmas song: It’s a tie between “O Holy Night” and “Silent Night”.

                                    Favorite contemporary or modern Christmas song: A three-way tie: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”, “Mary Did You Know” and All is Well”

                                    Least favorite Christmas song: Now here is my chance to say I don’t see why “Carol of the Bells” is considered to be one of the top least favorite Christmas songs. I guess because it is such a great vocal exercise for any choral group. To each his own, I guess. Personally, like Jaquandor, I wonder about “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”. Timing is everything.

                                    Christmas song that makes you cry: “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” always does it to me.

                                    Real or artificial tree: Abigael and I are allergic so we have three artificial: little, big and ginormous.

                                    Favorite Christmas edible treat: I’m with Jaquandor, Christmas time is a yummy time. It seems that those of us in the healthcare industry are especially blessed with lots and lots of edible, yummy treats as gifts. But if I could only choose one it would have to be my mother in law’s fudge. YUMMO!

                                    White lights or multi-colored: white on two of our trees and colored on the kids’ tree and outside.

                                    How many Christmas parties will you go to this year: Four. Three which I got to get all dressed up purty-like for.

                                    Favorite act of kindness to perform during this season: To look someone in the eye and smile.

                                    Favorite sounds of Christmas: the music, the gasps and squeals of delight my son makes when he takes in the lights, decorations and all the gifts under the tree.

                                    Favorite things to wear: my cozy, warm scarves. This year I am also loving my holiday dress I bought for holiday parties and Holly’s upcoming Vegas trip. I feel so hot in that dress thanks to all the hard work on my arms that my trainer has put me through. I promised him full credit for those.

                                    Favorite Christmas movie/TV special: hands down Charlie Brown’s Christmas.

                                    Favorite Christmas episode of a TV Series. While I will admit a number of them warmed my heart, made me smile or made me cry, I can’t seem to recall any particular standout TV series episode. Could it be because the holiday theme is so predictable?

                                    Eggnog or hot chocolate: will either be spiked? If not then I will take some mulled wine please.

                                    Favorite Christmas book: It’s so cute one might get cavities just looking at it, but I do love looking t Anne Geddes’ Twelve Days of Christmas..

                                    Christmas books on my “to read” list: Any suggestions?

                                    Peppermint or cinnamon: What, no nutmeg?

                                    What’s on the top of your tree: A star on two of the trees and an angel on the other

                                    Traditional Christmas meal growing up: Frankly I would like to forget that clove stuffed, dried out, canned ham and all the other crap that went with it. What can I say except my best Christmas memories growing up don’t include my home or family.

                                    Online shopping or traditional “go to the store” shopping: This year 90% of it was online which would be why it has been such a stress-less holiday.

                                    Something you received as a Christmas gift as a child that you still have: Unless you count my Pitiful Pearl doll I found again on eBay, nothing.

                                    How many Christmas cards you have mailed so far: 100

                                    Favorite source for Christmas ideas: I must say that I LIVE for Oprah’s favorite things list although I usually can’t afford most of them. Someday she should give these things to bloggers/nurses/moms/forty-somethings/people with thick glasses/future grandmothers like me!

                                    Coordinated/themed or hodge-podge tree decorations: hodge podge that reflects our family growing through the years.

                                    What’s on the top of YOUR Christmas wishlist: I told Daniel to tell daddy that something very, very sparkly is on top of my list. Ultimately what I want is a maid service.

                                    Roles you’ve played in Christmas plays/programs: I was always the soloist singing the reflective song. My favorite was the year I sang “All is Well” as Mary and Joseph settled into the stable.

                                    Wrapping paper or gift bags: I love having all the gifts wrapped under the tree. It’s funny that over the years, no clown has tore into the packages before the big day. Yes, they do molest them and that is why I wrap all the packages.

                                    When do you put up the tree: one on the landing on the second floor, one in the sitting room and one on a shelf in the family room.

                                    When do you take the tree down: work schedule permitting, right after New Year’s day although one year one stayed up until the end of January.

                                    Do you have a nativity scene: Yes.

                                    Hardest person to buy for: Usually one of Bill’s siblings

                                    Easiest person to buy for: the kids because they love to make lists.

                                    Worst Christmas gift you ever received: I can’t say. Someone might read this!

                                    When do you start shopping for Christmas: Usually around October.

                                    Have you ever recycled a Christmas present: Confess to re-gifting here? Someone might be reading this!

                                    Travel at Christmas or stay home: The years we traveled there was always drama stirred up by at least one loved one…usually the same one. That would be one of many reasons why we prefer to stay close to home plus the fact that nurses are rarely given a stretch of days off during the holidays. Now why would a dedicated nurse like myself want to be anywhere but in the hospital over the holidays?

                                    Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer: Dasher and Dancer, Comet and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. And I do recall the most famous reindeer of all….Rudolph!

                                    Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning: Christmas Eve has been traditionally reserved for Bill’s family. Here under the Big Top, we open ours on Christmas morning.

                                    Most annoying thing about this time of year: Hmmmm, tough one. Sanctimonious “more Christian than you” types who kvetch about the “war on Christmas”. (A special subset thereof is people who whine about how we can’t put Nativities on the town park or whatever. You want to put up a Nativity? Put it on your own lawn.) People who grunt about how much they hate Christmas, for no good reason. People who let their internal meanness show anyway. People who drag their kids on long days of shopping and openly yell at their children in the stores.

                                    Yeah, what Jaquandor said!

                                    What I love most about Christmas: Snow. Quiet. Food. Light. Music. Good wishes, shared among friends. Bells. Cats in the wrapping paper. Red, green, silver, gold. Hugs. Family. Love. Luke, chapter two (and Linus’s recitation of part of that book thereof in A Charlie Brown Christmas, surely the greatest single voiceover in animation history).

                                    Again, yeah, what Jaquandor said.

                                    Leave a comment if you play along so I can check out your answers.

                                    Categories: blogs · holidays · memes

                                    holiday card roundup

                                    December 6, 2007 · 3 Comments

                                     

                                    Perhaps it is because I have spent the day working on the Big Top’s annual Christmas card that I found this from Mary Tsao to be pretty fun. I save the previous year’s cards too. Don’t laugh but it usually helps me to keep my Christmas card list updated. Usually. More on that in a minute.

                                    But first, just in case you were wondering, and even if you weren’t here is the Big Top holiday card roundup for 2006:

                                    • Number of cards mailed: 90
                                    • Number of cards received: 55
                                    • Number of cards containing or featuring a holiday photo: 15
                                    • Number of cards not containing a holiday photo: 40
                                    • Number of cards featuring newly married people: 1
                                    • Number of cards announcing a new baby: 2
                                    • Number of cards announcing a new home: 3
                                    • Number of cards featuring children in matching outfits: 4
                                    • Number of photos featuring entire families with matching outfits: 1
                                    • Number of cards featuring little girls with hair bows: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring a child wearing a Santa hat: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring a child wearing a holiday bandanna: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring a child sucking his thumb: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring a child with his tongue stuck out: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring a child who looked like he was Photoshopped in: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring dogs: 2
                                    • Number of cards featuring cats: 1
                                    • Number of cards listing the dog as one of the family members: 2
                                    • Number of cards featuring a dog wearing a holiday bandanna: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring a dog wearing reindeer antlers: 0
                                    • Number of cards from colleges looking for alumni donations: 0
                                    • Number of cards thanking us for supporting a neighbor boy’s school fundraising efforts: 0
                                    • Number of cards taken in front of the Pacific Ocean: 1
                                    • Number of cards taken in front of some other body of water: 0
                                    • Number of cards featuring a family that looked cold: 2
                                    • Number of cards from people I’ve never met: 1
                                    • Number of cards from people I met on the Internet: 4
                                    • Number of cards that were hand delivered: 0
                                    • Number of cards that came with a check: 1 (thanks Dad)
                                    • Number of cards that came with a homemade holiday CD: 0
                                    • Number of cards that came with a holiday newsletter: 10
                                    • Number of Happy New Year cards: 1
                                    • Number of Happy New Year cards that were the exact same design: 1
                                    • Number of cards designed by people who clearly hold degrees in graphic design: 1
                                    • Number of photos featuring kids cuter than my own: 0

                                    Say what you will about holiday cards but I LOVE them. I love the pictures that document our children growing up and us all getting a little older. I read every holiday newsletter that I receive. It’s all part of the Christmas holiday package for me. I know for some folks it just isn’t their thing. That’s okay for you. Really. But I still love my Christmas cards and all the other warm fuzzies of the season.

                                    So I spent this chilly, rainy day working on the Big Top Christmas cards. I must say they look great which is often no easy feat when more than one person is in the picture, or if it involves children or (even worse) teenage girls. The only glitch is I lost my Christmas card list. So I have all these wonderful cards from the Big Top ready to send out and only 55 addresses. So how would you like to have a Big Top original Christmas card for your very own?

                                    Leave me a comment and you could be that lucky.

                                    Categories: blogs · holidays · memes

                                    ten

                                    September 26, 2007 · No Comments


                                    I found this over at Patrick’s Place and who picked it up from Pacific Grits who grabbed it from Mmmm, That’s Good Coffee. Of course I had to follow along and play!

                                    1. What were you doing ten years ago?
                                    1997? I was juggling even back then. Jodie was one and yes, STILL breastfeeding. She and I were enjoying the bliss of having the three big sisters at school all day. I was working part time in the NICU at Good Sam in San Jose with Allen as my super baby sitter.
                                    I dipped my tender toes into the wild and woolly and weird internet. Is that what “www” means?
                                    I started creative scrapbooking and now 69 completed photo scrapbooks later I am beginning to think that I might be addicted.
                                    I was in pain because of plantar fasciitis and it sucked back then too.

                                    2. What were you doing one year ago?
                                    participating in a meme.

                                    3. What are five snacks you enjoy?
                                    granny smith apple slices and peanut butter
                                    buttery, salted popcorn
                                    my own nacho-like creation
                                    almonds
                                    snap green beans and bleu cheese dressing for dipping
                                    What?
                                    No chocolate?
                                    No, that is for medicinal purposes.

                                    4. What are the five songs you know the lyrics to?
                                    Hmmmm….because I am known to just break out into song at any given moment, I can honestly say that I know the lyrics to too many songs. How about the last five songs playing on the ol’ ‘Pod that I know the lyrics to and was belting them out at the top of my lungs hile I drove home from work this morning at 3:45 AM?
                                    Your Cheatin’ Heart ~ Hank Williams
                                    Tango: Maureen ~ Rent
                                    Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds ~ the Beatles
                                    When God’s People Pray ~ Wayne Watson
                                    Paradise by the Dashboard Lights ~ Meatloaf

                                    5. Name the five things you would do if you were a millionaire.
                                    pay off the mortgage
                                    landscape this place the way I really, truly want it to be.
                                    set up trust accounts for all the kids just like Bill’s Dad for his kids
                                    give to my favorite charities the way I wish I could give…money and time
                                    return to a per diem position so I can work for the love of NICU nursing rather than because I need the paycheck

                                    6. Name five bad habits.
                                    swearing…I am queen of the F-bomb
                                    procrastination
                                    nagging
                                    worrying
                                    over-analyzing everything

                                    7. What are the five things you like to do.
                                    taking pictures of my kids
                                    creative scrapbooking
                                    reading
                                    blogging
                                    singing along with the radio/iPod at the top of my lungs

                                    8. What are your five favorite toys.
                                    my iPod
                                    my laptop
                                    my camera
                                    my hot tub
                                    my Pitiful Pearl Doll

                                    9. What are the five things you would never wear?
                                    Since I was once the ultimate 80s fashion slave, I am now old enough and wise enough to say never say never.

                                    10. Name five things you hate to do.
                                    clean the bathrooms
                                    get up early in the morning
                                    get a mammogram…but I still do and yes I am due very soon
                                    being a passenger in the car on long road trips
                                    confront someone…I have learned to get over this one, LOL

                                    If you can read this blog then I challenge you to play along and link me up.

                                    Categories: all about me · blogs · memes

                                    this that and another meme

                                    September 18, 2007 · No Comments

                                    I am pooped! Hey, kindergarten homework is HARD! I forgot how hard it can be especially when you are helping a stubbornly reluctant five year old who would rather do anything but that. Well, almost anything since he would still rather not poop in the potty. Still, two pages down of matching shapes and colors and trying to get past the letter “D” when writing his name and I am worn out.
                                    Yes, son, “D” is for Daniel but “D” is not for done!
                                    Well now that we are finally done I am nearly too pooped to blog…I said nearly.
                                    I do have a couple of tags to answer to and I must say that timing is everything.
                                    First I have my dear neighbor and friend, Jenn’s tag from A Pickle for Your Thoughts.
                                    It’s a little Happiness in Ten Things. Here’s the thing, I must write ten things that make me happy.

                                    1. my husband in spite of the fact that lately he drives me to distraction: He just popped a little sandwich cookie in my mouth while I was writing this. Yeah, he is sweet so I guess I will keep him around.

                                    2. those five kids of mine: Of course today I have dealt with the usual heavy sighs, eye rolls, declarations of dislike and the constant sibling bickering but they are my darling circus clowns, mine all mine.

                                    3. discharging a baby home from the hospital: They could have stayed one day too long or four months, it don’t matter; I love the moment I get to carry them oout past the hospital entrance.

                                    4. sleep: Sleep makes me happy, very happy. There! I have confirmed for certain family members the fact that I love to sleep…all the time.

                                    5. a pretty pedicure: That reminds me…

                                    6. a good massage: I had one of those recently which was so amazing and awesome. Who knew I had THAT much range of motion in my neck! I must figure out a way to afford this on a regular basis.

                                    7. a smooth, glass of cabernet…or maybe a zin…or a pinot…or a merlot

                                    8. the sound of my family sleeping: There is something so peaceful and reassuring to hear the sounds of my circus slumbering.

                                    9. soaking in my hot tub

                                    10. Did I mention sleep?

                                    Here’s another meme I found over at Mom Writes. The Middle Name Meme involves writing a post using each letter of your middle name to describe something relevant to your life. How hard could it be to describe me and my life with the middle name, Anne?

                                    Pretty hard. Actually, it was a little challenging but I will give it a go.

                                    Aware as in intuitive: I have a sense of what people are feeling which I guess is one of the things that makes me a pretty good nurse. No, I can not read minds. Just ask Bill, he’ll tell you. But I often have a pretty good sense of what one is feeling.

                                    Needy: Oh yeah. I am the typical first born of a dyfunctional family. Yes, I am the caregiver, the “fixer” and I do it because I need to feel needed. I can’t believe how long it took me to realize this about myself.

                                    No-nonsense: In the everyday things I am quite practical. I have to be. I couldn’t possibly juggle the way I do and get the laundry done…most of the time.

                                    Emotional: Bill is laughing right now and saying, “You think?” Okay, I will confess, I am a teensy bit emotional at times…well, actually I am quite emotional. But that is one of the things that makes me special. At least Mr. Rogers and Barney told me that once.

                                    And finally, here is something that makes me feel pretty gosh darn special.
                                    Awesome Mom recently told me that she loves my blog! She is pretty amazing and (oh yeah) awesome so I am very honored and flattered by her compliment.
                                    Thanks sister~friend, you made my day!
                                    I promise to pass this love on. Just let me get a little sleep tonight.

                                    Categories: all about me · award · memes

                                    my $550 fine

                                    July 29, 2007 · No Comments

                                    Back in the day when I was mom to only one teenager, I confess that I struggled as a mom. Of course it didn’t help that she was my mother’s curse come true. She was/is as headstrong as I have ever been and she was hell bent on steamrolling a path to her independence. It didn’t help that Bill and I were rocking her world adding a brand new baby with special medical needs to the family…without her permission either. Needless to say, darling daughter #1 did a lot of acting out during those angst-filled early teen years. I remember one occasion out of frustration over her latest stunt i promised her that at her tender age anything she had done I had definitely done too. She blanched and paled a bit which made me wonder what the heck was this kid doing that I hadn’t already caught her at. So why do I recall this, you might be wondering?
                                    Well,I found this at Mom on the Rise (another Blogathon 2007 participant)

                                    Here’s how it works:

                                    You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

                                    Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

                                    Smoked pot — $10
                                    Did acid — $5
                                    Ever had sex at church — $25
                                    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
                                    Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
                                    Had sex for money — $100
                                    Vandalized something — $20
                                    Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
                                    Beat up someone — $20
                                    Been jumped — $10
                                    Crossed dressed — $10
                                    Given money to stripper — $25
                                    Been in love with a stripper — $20
                                    Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
                                    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
                                    Ever drive drunk — $20
                                    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
                                    Used toys while having sex — $30
                                    Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
                                    Went skinny dipping — $5
                                    Had sex in a pool — $20
                                    Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
                                    Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
                                    Cheated on your significant other — $10
                                    Masturbated — $10
                                    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
                                    Done oral — $5
                                    Got oral — $5
                                    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
                                    Stole something — $10
                                    Had sex with someone in jail — $25
                                    Made a nasty home video — $15
                                    Had a threesome — $50
                                    Had sex in the wild — $20
                                    Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
                                    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
                                    Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
                                    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
                                    Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
                                    Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
                                    Went streaking — $5
                                    Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
                                    Been arrested — $5
                                    Spent time in jail — $15
                                    Peed in the pool — $0.50
                                    Played spin the bottle — $5
                                    Done something you regret — $20
                                    Had sex with your best friend — $20
                                    Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
                                    Had anal sex — $80
                                    Lied to your mate — $5
                                    Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

                                    Tally it up and Title it…”My Fine Is…”
                                    In case you’re wondering what the total of all the things on the list is ~ $1090.60 is the fine for every single thing on the list. So…what’s your fine?

                                    Blogathon 2007: I am blogging for good today.

                                    Categories: Blogathon 2007 · all about me · memes

                                    yet another meme!

                                    July 10, 2007 · No Comments

                                    Jaquandor (aka Kelly) keeps the meme-y goodness going with his five questions interview, in which I answer five questions posed to me by the blogger on whose blog I saw the meme in play, and then offer to ask any questions myself of anyone who wishes them!

                                    1. How do you learn to talk to parents whose children are in the NICU, whether they’re the ones who get to have hope or the ones who don’t?

                                    A nursing student extern recently asked me this same question and I found myself actually struggling for an answer for her. I don’t think this is something one learns how to do. Over the years I have learned to do more than just present the facts: the current condition and plan of care. One of my goals is to support parents to express their love for their baby regardless of why the baby is here in the NICU. I want to support the families to courageously express the love they feel for their child even when they are so very worried and afraid for their baby. I do this for all my patients and families even if I know for certain that the outcome will not necessarily be happily ever after. All babies need unconditional love and one of my primary goals is supporting families to give this to their baby even if their time here is only for minutes, days, weeks or months. Perhaps those babies with little or no hope need even more, I don’t know; but I am determined that feeling loved is just as important as food, warmth and oxygen for my patients. Regardless of how many minutes, hours, days, weeks, months or years any of my patients are meant to be here on this Earth they all need their parents’ fearless, unconditional love and I am determined to help facilitate this for families.

                                    2. Hollywood wants to make a movie of your life. Who plays the lead?

                                    That might be a pretty boring movie. Definitely not Faye Dunaway!
                                    Hmmmm….
                                    I honestly don’t know.
                                    Anyone out there have any suggestions? Who should play me?

                                    3. Name some foods that you used to adore but could now go your whole life without ever eating again.

                                    Spoonfuls of sugar (gag!) otherwise almost anything still goes

                                    4. The upcoming sitcom about those cavemen from the Geico commercials: great idea, or unbelievably bad one?

                                    I am not happy with GEICO right now and they do know that. Geico has been our auto insurance provider for about 7 years now and we have been quite satisfied with them until last night when Holly was stranded on a freeway in the middle of nowhere around 1:00 AM. She called for the 24 hour emergency roadside service that we pay for but she remained stranded on the roadside all alone in the middle of the night until a CHP officer stopped and came to her rescue. So I asked myself and GEICO why the hell do I pay extra $ for emergency roadside service that is not provided when needed? They are currently consulting with the GEICO cavemen for the answer to my question. We are shopping for possibly another insurance provider.
                                    But that doesn’t answer your question, does it?
                                    There is little really good tv right now but this just might work if we can somehow make it into a drinking game tv show like our current favorite game which involves CSI Miami and David Caruso.

                                    5. What’s the single biggest thing about the NICU that’s different now from the way it was when you started there?

                                    I started in the NICU in 1990 right around the time a number of level III NICUs in the US were using artificial surfactants. This was a big, HUGE thing in NICU care and pretty much changed our ability to rescue babies born much too soon. For better or for worse, the age of viability was extended four weeks because of this. Over the years, I have seen modes of ventilation (respirators) improve dramatically delivering oxygen with less trauma to lung tissue. I have seen many, many improvements in various therapies and treatments and the end result is babies are generally spending less time in the NICU. When I first started, the first 24 weeker I cared for who had a relatively “uncomplicated” NICU course spent nearly six months in the NICU before she was discharged home. Daniel spent exactly 4 months in the NICU going home on what was his actual due date and just recently I sent home another 24 weeker with a similar “uncomplicated” NICU course who spent exactly 3 months in the NICU.
                                    We also are beginning to re-think things we do. It is quite controversial but some practitioners are beginning to realize that just because we can do certain things doesn’t necessarily mean that we should. Neonatal Intensive Care is still very much a brave, new frontier that is growing and evolving (hopefully) for better neonatal mortality and morbidity rates.

                                    These all were great questions, Kelly. Thank you for including me and for challenging my brain cells a bit. So if anyone out there wants me to ask them five questions leave a comment with your email and I will come up with 5 for you to answer on your blog.

                                    Categories: memes · q and a

                                    iPods and music and memes, oh my!

                                    July 8, 2007 · No Comments

                                    That fantastically loud sucking sound you hear coming from the Big Top is Holly and Abby sucking up to me for this little goodie that I won. Isn’t it cute? Bill has a ‘Pod, I have a ‘Pod, Zoë has a ‘Pod. But pity poor Holly who is too broke to buy her own ‘Pod and Abby who is the ONLY freshman in our town who doesn’t have a ‘Pod. I honestly didn’t know who I should give this one to because whoever didn’t get it would be hurt and mad. But Bill suggested that there be a week of sucking up to Mommy Dearest and then we will decide who gets the ‘Pod. I’m going to like this!

                                    Meanwhile, the musical goodness continues thanks to Jeff over at Psychosomatic Wit. He is such a sweetheart! No, really, he is. His comments always make me smile. So being the sweetheart of a guy that he is, he has tagged me with a musical meme.

                                    The rules are as follows:

                                    1. Name between 5 & 10 songs that have made an impact on your life. I’ll leave it up to you to decide how many you wish to describe.

                                    2. Pass it onto five other people with a link back to your own post and this one as the original.

                                    Music is a huge part of my life. Anyone who doesn’t believe that real people go about their lives with a musical soundtrack and breaking into a song and dance number on occasion hasn’t lived my life. So many, maybe too many songs have impacted my life. I’m thinking too many because it was difficult to narrow it down to 10 selections. But I did do it. Here are ten songs that have left their mark forever on my life.

                                    1. Magnificat (Song of Mary)- Really! A Gregorian chant had a big impact on my life thanks to Stewart Morgan. I learned this and countless other songs that have forever left their mark on me. I can never read Luke 1:47-55 without chanting it.

                                    Key Lyric: My soul doth magnify the Lord. And my spirit rejoices in God my Savior.

                                    2. Just the Way You Are- This was the song that my first true love would sing to me. No one, not even he could realize how much it meant to me back then to think someone loved me just the way that I was.

                                    Key Lyric: the whole song!

                                    3. Don’t Stand So Close to Me- Another boy in another time and another place. What makes the song so significant was it was what was playing on the radio when I lost my virginity.

                                    Key Lyric: none it was the moment okay?

                                    4. ‘Til I Loved You- Another time, another place with THE man for me. Bill declared that this was our song after he told me that he loved me. We sang it to each other for our wedding.

                                    Key Lyric: This is where I belong…

                                    5. Isn’t She Lovely?- It is kind of corny but still very special. I sang this song to my daughter Holly the very first time that I held her in my arms.

                                    Key Lyric: I can’t believe what God has done. Through us He’s given life to one so very lovely, made from love.

                                    6. When Love Takes You In- Would you believe that some folks just could not understand why Bill and I pursued adopting Daniel? All the reasons why boils down to one simple reason. It was love.
                                    And some folks STILL don’t get it.
                                    Whatever.
                                    It’s love, nothing but love and if one doesn’t get it then they never will.

                                    Key Lyric: Where love takes you in and everything changes. A miracle starts with the beat of a heart. When love takes you home and says you belong here, the loneliness ends and a new life begins when love takes you in; it takes you in for good.

                                    7. Breakaway- This song describes my life and the twists and turns I took on its path.

                                    Key Lyric; Grew up in a small town
                                    And when the rain would fall down
                                    I’d just stare out my window
                                    Dreaming of what could be
                                    And if I’d end up happy
                                    I would pray (I would pray)

                                    Trying hard to reach out
                                    But when I tried to speak out
                                    Felt like no one could hear me
                                    Wanted to belong here
                                    But something felt so wrong here
                                    So I prayed I could break away

                                    I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly
                                    I’ll do what it takes til’ I touch the sky
                                    And I’ll make a wish
                                    Take a chance
                                    Make a change
                                    And breakaway
                                    Out of the darkness and into the sun
                                    But I won’t forget all the ones that I love
                                    I’ll take a risk
                                    Take a chance
                                    Make a change
                                    And breakaway

                                    8. Because of You- Yeah, another Kelly Clarkson song. What can I say. The girl writes words that fit so well in my heart. The choices adults in my childhood made pretty much set me on the path to becoming the person I am today. No their choices did not make me who I am but they did have an impact on many of the choices I have made.

                                    Key Lyric: I will not make the same mistakes that you did
                                    I will not let myself
                                    Cause my heart so much misery
                                    I will not break the way you did,
                                    You fell so hard
                                    I’ve learned the hard way
                                    To never let it get that far

                                    9. Love Heals- Through it all what has brought me to who I am and where I am today is love. To my family who wonders how the hell I managed to turn out “okay” in spite of all I lived through I offer the fact that love heals.

                                    Key Lyric- Love heals when pain’s too much to bear. When you reach out your hand, and only the wind is there. When life’s unfair. When things like us are not to be.

                                    10. For Good- Just like the music that makes up the soundtrack of my life, so many people have had such an impact on my life. I can’t even begin to list everyone nor describe how their presence helped to mold me but because of them I am who I am.

                                    Key Lyric- I’ve heard it said
                                    That people come into our lives for a reason
                                    Bringing something we must learn
                                    And we are led
                                    To those who help us most to grow
                                    If we let them
                                    And we help them in return
                                    Well, I don’t know if I believe that’s true
                                    But I know I’m who I am today
                                    Because I knew you

                                    That is just a very small sampling. I hope you enjoy.
                                    Now it is time to share the meme-y goodness and tag some folks.

                                    I tag:

                                    Allen- because you are a musician and song writer and I imagine you have a soundtrack too.
                                    Chris
                                    Anthony
                                    Patrick

                                    Right about now Bill is wondering why I am picking only guys! LOL
                                    Fine, then I will tag a couple ladies

                                    JJ
                                    Carly


                                    and

                                    Anyone else who wants to share the music of their life. Leave a comment so I know to check yours out.

                                    Categories: memes · music