I don’t think I ate jalapeños

I wish I could blame it on jalapeño peppers.

Perhaps I could blame it on the slobs I call circus clowns.

Seriously, would I be a bad mommy to wish food poisoning like I have right now on my darling clowns who can’t seem to clean up after themselves? I certainly can’t blame it on the maid they seem to be waiting to appear. Kids, seriously, there is no maid or cleaning fairy waiting to clean after you. There is only your haggy, naggy mommy who needs to run to the bathroom…again.

Excuse me…

4 Responses to “I don’t think I ate jalapeños”


  1. 1 Chris July 22, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Always on the run:)

  2. 2 Renee July 22, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    yeah, I can’t get my kid to put the dishes in the dishwasher either…she doesn’t like to get her hands wet! grrr! I made her do it today though cuz it was all her dishes.

    feel better soon.

  3. 4 Debra July 26, 2008 at 8:28 am

    Holy breaking and entering, Batman! It looks like you crashed MY kitchen and started preserving photograpic evidence to convict me on a Bad Mommy charge.

    I let one little cup go unwashed and this is what happens. I swear I’m going to tackle the kitchen, plus the dining room crapalanche, this weekend. Honest!


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