Overheard conversation in the NICU:
Vampira the Nightshift Nurse to Esteemed Colleague regarding extremely critical patient after reviewing current labs and x-rays: It looks like this patient might be turning a corner.
Esteemed Colleague: I’m thinking it’s more like he is turning on his blinker to prepare for the turn.
Vampira the Nightshift Nurse: You might be right. Just as long as he doesn’t leave it on and blinking for miles and miles like the idiot in front of me today on 99 from Ripon to Modesto.














Now that’s funny.
Ahahaha! That is funny.
that person must be on 99 all day long.
Too funny:)