You might want to step far away from me because the good Lord just might smite me right here and now for the title of this blog post. Still I couldn’t help myself. It just seemed to be the perfect title.
Remember when I shared that the hormones were really flying here under the Big Top? Well I gotta tell y’all to forget those raging pregnancy hormones. The adolescent raging hormones are nothing either. And those pre-pubescent hormonal surges are just too unpredictable to really be considered in this case. People, we have hormones in a bottle in LOTION form here under the Big Top! Just a little dollop no bigger than a quarter rubbed into a large body surface area on a daily basis is all it takes (hopefully) to achieve hormonal balance. Ain’t getting older just peachy? Hopefully we won’t get the progesterone and the testosterone lotions mixed up.
That could be bad, I think.
If you got through reading this without smelling singed hair or flesh then you know that God is probably amused and that is good. After all, the good Lord is the creator of all things, including hormones.
