Adventures in Juggling

coming attraction?

November 9, 2007 · 9 Comments

Okay, I know some of you know already because I told you. For the rest of my readers…I’m not pregnant. Remember I am 45 years old and dealing with the mountaintop experience that is perimenopause. I just recently had a mammogram to evaluate a lump. Bill got fixed 11 years ago. I just began a serious weight loss and fitness program which includes spending money on a personal trainer all to try to reclaim my MILF status…or at least fit into my favorite skinny Lucky brand jeans. No, my gestating and over-populating the Earth days are most definitely behind me.

But perhaps I can try to become a GILF?

Maybe.

Still congratulations are in order so congratulate me.

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